I went into a restaurant 5 minutes after they put up the “Now Hiring” sign and ended up being interviewed instead of just filling out an application.

Go me!


fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right. Top Text: “Customer is short 15 cents” Bottom Text: “Tries to reach into tip jar for said 15 cents”]
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So where I work, we have a tip jar by the register, which provides more incentive for us to be super nice and smiley to our customer in hopes of earning more tips to take home on payday in addition to our paychecks. (And trust me, it’s nice taking home an extra $50-70 a pay period.)
ANYWAYS! An older lady comes to my counter, her total was $5.77, and instead of handing me the next dollar up, of which I saw plenty of in her wallet, she first hands me a five and then proceeds to count change, only to find she was 15 cents short. So instead of just giving me a $1, she tries to reach into the tip jar, going, “I’ll just get the rest out of here.” I replied, “Ma’am, that’s the tip jar.” And she proceeds to throw a fit and ask why it was such a big deal, her taking from the jar. I ended up telling her it was fine that she was 15 cents short and just sent her on her way.
I’m sorry, but that’s the money I’ve been working hard for, and I’m not going to essentially pay for part of your purchase.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “Customer is short 15 cents”

Bottom Text: “Tries to reach into tip jar for said 15 cents”]

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So where I work, we have a tip jar by the register, which provides more incentive for us to be super nice and smiley to our customer in hopes of earning more tips to take home on payday in addition to our paychecks. (And trust me, it’s nice taking home an extra $50-70 a pay period.)

ANYWAYS! An older lady comes to my counter, her total was $5.77, and instead of handing me the next dollar up, of which I saw plenty of in her wallet, she first hands me a five and then proceeds to count change, only to find she was 15 cents short. So instead of just giving me a $1, she tries to reach into the tip jar, going, “I’ll just get the rest out of here.” I replied, “Ma’am, that’s the tip jar.” And she proceeds to throw a fit and ask why it was such a big deal, her taking from the jar. I ended up telling her it was fine that she was 15 cents short and just sent her on her way.

I’m sorry, but that’s the money I’ve been working hard for, and I’m not going to essentially pay for part of your purchase.



mynameisbyakuyatogami:

guys

FFVIII is gonna get the hd treatment

you know what this means

we’re gonna get this

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in glorious hd

(via x-euphoria)



The Thalmor claim they ended the Oblivion Crisis.

Martin Septim should rise from the grave and kick their asses…

He turned into a freaking dragon for pity’s sake!


skyrimconfessionss:

“I wish that you could make plus sized women. No matter how far you slide the body slider, they always look skinny.”
http://skyrimconfessions.com
Image Credit: [x]

Adventurers were generally fit because they spent a lot of time moving outdoors.

skyrimconfessionss:

“I wish that you could make plus sized women. No matter how far you slide the body slider, they always look skinny.”

http://skyrimconfessions.com

Image Credit: [x]

Adventurers were generally fit because they spent a lot of time moving outdoors.


thedailymeme:

If you do this, I automatically lose respect for you.

thedailymeme:

If you do this, I automatically lose respect for you.



taylulz:

Spot on

taylulz:

Spot on

(via thats-so-meme)